It's a new summer and time to start the new rumor section. If you hear a funny quote or rumor, send it
to njsummer@hotmail.com! Make sure you state whether it is
an Avalon or Sea Isle City Quote.
rumor has it that 136 37th street are a bunch of binge drinkers.
so a girl said to me i dont know whats wrong with my hand, so i looked at it and said "i know whats wrong, its not holding mine".
rumor has it someone on 40th street peed in his own mouth!!!
Rumour has it that the bouncer at Sheningans got so wasted Saturday night that he flew past
his door on the deck, throwup in the hallway, and was walking sideways, hence he woke up at 4 still drunk.
The following two were directed at our new favorite taxi driver (who's name is, you guessed it, Spiderman)
- Spiderman let me ask...is it ok if I call you Spiderman?
- Do you have a parking space for this thing at the hall of Justice
IDAHO...NO...UDAHO
I told him to find a condom and when he did I said I didn't want to have sex!
Memorial Day Weekend
...word is that Springfield and Carousel sold the bars...this may be the LAST summer for them both! Is this for real?! Seaisle-nj.com - We believe it is true. Sale is in the process now.
From a shorehouse housefather to members: Your summer will either be
like the Real World or Survivor. You may sometimes argue and fight with
your roommates, but at the end of the summer you'll still be good
friends. Or you will totally get on everyone's nerves, in which case I
will vote you off the island.
