Please Support our Sponsors

Craig Worton - Real Estate Broker - Click to visit his website
Craig Worton - Realtor

Leckerman Law - Click to visit his website
Leckerman Law


Londonbury



Welcome back everyone!!!

   

Home
Newsletter Signup
Sponsors
Bars & Nightclubs
Restaurants & Dining
Shops and Stores
Salons and Spas
Realtors/Rentals
Marinas and Fishing
Recreation
Hotels and Lodging
Golf
Manayunk Sport & Social
Email Sponsors
SinglesEvents.com
PhillyTrips.com
New Year's Eve in Philly
Services and Fun Stuff
Photo Galleries
The Chronicles of LIPS
Bikini Contest
Events & Parties
Weekly Specials
Shorehouse Survivial Kits
Avalon Network Assoc.
Rumor Has It...
Weather Report
Surfer's Edge
Charities
Contact Us
 
 
[Avalon House Websites]
Sun's Out Guns Out
Yohar.com

Shore House Survival Kits

Avalon-NJ.com and SeaIsle-NJ.com are doing better than I ever could have hoped for and I thank you! The websites are seeing record traffic and it is time for a little pay back to all of you. So, every Saturday starting next Saturday, June 30, the staff of the Avalon website and Sea Isle website will be visiting one domicile in Avalon and one in Sea Isle with a SHORE House Survival Kit! Wow Quimby! What is in a SHORE House Survival Kit? Well, the crack staff (not crackhead staff) here at the office spit out all these items in a manner of 3 minutes. We know what you need while down at the SHORE, and this is what we have come up with:
  • Three (3) 30 packs of Miller Lite, the Official sponsor of The Green Legion
  • Coupon for one (1) free pizza
  • SOFT toilet paper
  • Bottle of Advil
  • One (1) bottle opener
  • Pack of Beer Pong balls
  • 100 Plastic Cups
  • One (1) deck of cards
  • One (1) dozen Trojan condoms
  • One (1) pair of junior-varsity Dirty Dice

    and finally and not for the faint of heart

  • One (1) pair of VARSITY Dirty Dice!!
For those of you who do not know about the last two items, they pretty much have made strip poker obsolete. Again and as I have stated before, I am all about efficiency. DD just saves time. I hope all of you will enjoy.

This little contest is not sponsored by anyone and your information will go only to me. This is coming out of my pocket and there are NO strings attached. If you want to be eligible for this contest, please email Annie at annie@avalon-nj.com. With that email, please give her your house Mom, address, a contact number, and please NAME your house so when I announce the winner each week on my Thursday email, the landlords out there whose sole purpose is to make sure you get none of your security deposit back cannot put heat on said tenants.

 
Privacy Policy

Copyright © 2001 - 2010, Avalon-nj.comTM
Website by Studio 315